A happy, healthy season to all of you, however you celebrate.
Category: Not so ordinaries
a slightly naughty Florist’s poem
Christmas is “official” as soon as the glitter comes home from work.
😉
A slightly naughty Florist’s poem….
“My heart’s all a’twitter
now that there’s glitter.
It’s in my eyes,
hell, between my thighs,
it’s even under my Ta-tas.
When I disrobe at night
what a sparkly sight,
I’m feeling like Lady Gaga.
And OH! I’m getting fitter
because his hands a’flitter,
it makes my man want to Boogie Cha-Cha!”
buy my art *before* i’m dead, shop update
Above, SOLD
These small works of art are all hand dyed, whether with Procion or indigo, other natural dyes and dye processes, and all feature lots of hand embroidery, though the juice moons also have some machine work. I will this time INCLUDE the shipping cost, as i really want them to go to Good Homes. And with the Canadian dollar so low, you’re getting a deal there too!
Please visit the shop for more details.
I won’t be here much in the next few weeks, but thank you again for your continued support and kind words.
especially now
Praying that this is all we need, a remembrance of times past and present, not the future as it might be.

still hopping
Second rabbit is almost done–and there won’t be anymore in this time frame! (19 days till set up!) As much as i love them, the work involved getting them to sit properly is time consuming, and sometimes frustrating! I just about threw “Darkwoods Rabbit” in a hissy fit at one point the other night. “Next year i’ll start earlier for Christmas” as we all so brashly say 🙂
This is my new favourite variegated from Caron’s Wildflowers collection. Oft-times when i choose a thread to use, it’s late at night, and i am depending on the Ottlight in my stitching corner to “match” colours. On Sunday, i was in the stoodio with the sun was shining on the worktable as i pulled various flavours, and i saw this colour combination as it truly is–deep grey, deep indigo, soft charcoal and that wonderful rust shade, perfect!
Caron Wildflowers collection # 260, “Sticks and Stones”
There are other pieces, just moons, and something else i’ve come up with to produce for this sale, all laid out in an ever burgeoning pile in the stitch corner……but whatever gets done, gets done. I haven’t a clue how much more i can do in 19 days, but am giving it my valiant best to have enough to show what i do, and interest people!
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I was finishing one of my small moons on the train last Friday morning and the lady sitting beside me started talking about what i was doing, asking intelligent questions and truly interested. After she asked me how much i would sell it for, another woman sitting across from me sniffed and said derisively “$XXX for *that*???”, whereupon my seat mate smiled, leaned over and put her hand on the woman’s knee and sweetly but edged said “yes, isn’t it awful how we undervalue handwork?” HUZZAH! #somepeoplegetwhyhandworkisvaluable
a jam *and* jelly day
The Big Work is chugging very very slowly in the background, and i decided to show less of that as i go through the making. How many shots of two more inches done can i show and keep anyone but myself captivated? 🙂
In the meantime, i am playing with smaller pieces, no pressure, no grand plans, just embroidery for the sheer fun and joy of it, a Jam Day.

Wait until you see what’s going in the middle of this one though 🙂 (And sorry–REAL camera battery is charging, and phone camera is pain in the bazotski as usual…)
I’m also making grape jelly today, from 25 pounds of grapes i scored for a riDICULOUS price from a local gardener. And keeping me company is Mr SixToes (Cosmo), a good sign as he’s spent most of his time so far, under my stoodio table. He’s also quite a pig about food, so that’s another good sign that his mouth is healing nicely!
And Greyman is such a chicken. So far, he hasn’t told his mother that Cosmo is NOT coming back to her house. Instead we are “keeping him for a couple of weeks so he can get all his meds and check up properly.” She doesn’t deserve him, he’s MINE now, with his growly little meow and quiet ways.
a little bling never hurts—–and neither does some true caring
When i re-organized my galleries, i realized i used to use a lot of beads, sequins and metal bits in my work. I still have drawers and drawers! No point in saving them for the coffin, unless someone volunteers a good big glue gun, because i doubt anyone has enough time to stitch them all on, before i go underground…………………except i want a green burial, so that’s not gonna work either, millions of itty bitty plastic, metal and glass thingies getting tangled in the roots that grow over me 🙂 So use ’em!
I’m not going to suddenly start encrusting everything in sight though, and certainly a lot of the work i do does not need orange sequins or blue crystals! But it might be fun to add unexpected ingredients or components.
Previous work, some of which was heavy on the beads 🙂
While i’m stitching on more indigo and naturally dyed moons, i also pulled out some vintage brights as well, a late 70’s rayon:
This can definitely carry some Bling 🙂
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And our newest rescue! My MIL has had “custody” of Cosmo for a few years now, but with her refusal to admit he has a health problem–really really bad teeth, due to her really really REALLY bad care of him–and her denial even after a vet appointment, that there was anything wrong with him (she even refused to give him the painkiller prescribed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Greyman went over on Friday night and pulled him out of there. He is now OURS, period. We got the expected hypocritical phone call “Oh i can’t sleep worrying about him” after the fact, but as far as i’m/we’re concerned, if you can buy several new couches in a year, new stereo equipment and those stoopid Franklin Mint “collectables”, and then plead poverty at the mention of the bill for the dental work needed, you can go &^%* yourself. We may not be the richest, but we WILL take care of our babies.
Cosmo is brother to our other white cat, Elmo (Mo), in the inset photo. Cosmo is partly polydactyl, front feet only, Mo is normally toed on all 4 feet, and there was a third brother who was completely polydactyl, Leo, who unfortunately passed away several years ago. Cosmo has spent the last two nights with me, but has now settled on my stoodio worktable, ignoring and being ignored by the other animals (Mo, Slapshot, the cats and Nessie, the DogFaced Girl)–except for the occasional drive by hissing and swinging Slapshot. Cosmo is of course, rather grouchy right now, but still a sweetheart, and we know after his teeth are fixed, will settle in more comfortably.
I know a lot of people think i am a nasty, crusty, people hating bitch (and maybe rightly so, because i don’t like most people 🙂 ), but when it comes to animals, don’t screw with me.
Half Past Autumn
back to Flickr
I have re-instated my Flickr account for photos. I was off there for a couple of years due to the amount of image theft that is now prevalent, but have decided while i can’t stop people, i can at least watermark enough that the work/images are clearly MINE.
Because i neither like nor allow pinning, tumblring or however else you feel you may take my photos, i ask that you respect my copyright and ask first if you wish to share to a reputable blog or website. I can’t stop you, but it would be nice if people were respectful of artist rights in this ever grabby world 🙂 Thanks, Blossoms!
days of honey
Warm, sweet, humid, floriferous, heaven hued, lush honey.
(This entry is photo heavy! If you want to see some of the flowers more closely, click on the photo, then click on the size on that page. I changed my garden blog to private as no one was going there anyways…but i may move the dye resource page from it to here, as that was the primary focus in the last two years.)
We had our annual amount of rainfall by end of July, and while it feels strange, it doesn’t feel wrong to be enjoying all this while i can. DogFaced Girl is now used to stopping every few steps while i smell, touch or take photos.
I have never seen so many flowers, and never so much still green and flourishing mid August in Calgary, in Alberta, in the national parks as well. Usually it’s brown, crisp and full of seeds and burs by the last week of July.
Two kinds of prairie cone flowers in the Wildlife Rehab area. I’ve only ever seen one plant of either, and far far apart, and in different years, along here before, so to find these was a thrill!
Flax with huge flowers.
“Butter and eggs” everywhere.
Alfalfa and sweet clover that has the air laden with heady intoxicating honey fragrance.
My garden is lush, though blooming and fruiting late.
We’ve had carrots, peas and beans in abundance, tons of lettuce, green kincho and spanish onions already in many salads. The jalapeno and chocolate beauty peppers are vigorous plants–with NO flowering at all, so none of those this year–some deficiency in the soil that i have addressed too late….. You wouldn’t believe how many tomato plants there are in there–last fall i threw a bunch of several varieties in to compost, and they seeded and grew! I’ve pulled out literally tens and tens, but there are probably still 40+ in there!
The Elephant Head Amaranthus self seeded also, and while i pulled many of those, i left the more vigorous ones, and they are starting to flower now.
I have named the Ligularia “Caligularia” this year. He was “Ligulittle” last year when i planted him and barely got to a foot and a half high with three sparse flower heads. This year, he’s 4 and a half feet tall, loaded with the most brilliant sunshine heart yellow, and huge leaves. 
The “pods” where the flowers develop, freaked me a little last year: i thought an insect had built a strange home in him.
Glorious, glorious yellow sunshine blooms:
My coleus has put on a show with one particular variety. This WAS a Sea Anemone Gold Series coleus and looked like this when i bought him, and through cuttings that survived being overwintered:
NOW it looks like this, showing completely different colours in the last two weeks on the porch railing flowerbox (shaded most of the day) and looking more like a “Fish Net” variety:
For clear photos of both at a grower, go here, and scroll through the photos. Not Gramma’s coleus anymore! Because this plant has behaved so strangely, i’m going to contact the University of Saskatchewan, where they were originally developed.
Jack Ruby and his Missus are still hanging around, though we don’t feed the birds from June to September:
NO relation to a certain historical personage!
My weld (the rosette shaped plants) is getting bigger every day, but i don’t expect to harvest any dyestuff until next year.
I had high hopes again for the hollyhock bed–the first year we were here (2009), they were all along the side of the house and through the backyard, and in the front garden, growing to heights of 6-12 feet.
Subsequent years, the rust got them and now there are none in the front, and only half of the side now. In the middle of June, they looked like this:
And SIGH, the rust is inevitable, and coupled with a bad aphid infestation this year, they are sad and pathetic now:
I plan on seeding in the fall in that bed, so that Rudbeckia and Calendula will hide the bottoms next year……….
The 90-year-old apple tree in the back has fruited amazingly this year. Every summer we say “oh the apples are bigger and better”–meaning they have increased in size from marbles to now small golf balls 🙂 A couple of years ago, it took 111 of them to make 1 litre of apple sauce! But this year, very very few fell before ripening, and this year they are RED instead of pink, so maybe there will only have to be 90 cut up 🙂 to get that litre because OH the taste!
We did lose another branch though–the weight of all the apples coupled with some drenching day after day rains was too much for one of the smaller branches.
The sunflowers provide much beauty
Now i must finish my cold coffee, and get ready for the day job at the ffffFlower Mines, almost bland after all this!























































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